HOW THIS WORKS

Pellet in → physics out → trophy. The pipeline, explained by a man with a whistle.

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Step 1

Tap the cyan rail

Click anywhere on the top of the pachinko board. A glowing pellet drops where you clicked.

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Step 2

Pegs add words

Each peg the pellet bumps adds one word to the rumor headline at the top. The words come from a deterministic seed + a coach-approved word bank.

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Step 3

Coach loses his mind

Web Speech API, scaled by intensity. Voice gets faster and more frantic the deeper the pellet falls.

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Step 4

Pellet picks a slot

7 trophy archetypes at the bottom. Cul-de-Sac Felony is the rarest. HOA War Crime is the most prestigious.

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Step 5

Claude forges the citation

Coach Brent (a Claude system prompt) writes a 2-3 sentence engraved citation in mIxEd-CaSe coach voice.

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Step 6

3D trophy assembles

Three.js + r3f. Lathe-built gold cup, marble base, engraved nameplate. Pro tier swaps in MeshTransmissionMaterial + bloom.

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Step 7

Share = exact replay

Your /share link doesn't show a static image — it REPLAYS the pachinko run pin-by-pin, then reveals the trophy.